Sarah Palin isn't qualified???

Last November we learned that 66 Million Americans do not expect their president:
to have any real world experience doing anything;
to have ever accomplished any achievement of note;
to have ever actually fulfilled a promise;
to provide any details about their life prior to campaigning for president;
to complete a single term representing the people of their state in the federal government;
to explain any personal or professional relationships over the course of their lives;
to explain why there is no record of large parts of their university years;
to provide vault copy of proof of birth as provided by other candidates;
to explain how all educational loans for self and spouse were paid on a meager income;
to know, understand, or honor the Constitution of the United States;
to understand what it means to be an American, or how to honorably represent America.

So just exactly how can ANYONE be classified as unqualified to be president?

Sarah Palin strikes fear in the hearts of Liberals everywhere because she sees through their BS; communicates rather than equivocates; produces tangible results in public service; fearlessly takes-on corruption in her own party; refuses to hold her constituents hostage while pursuing causes external to those she was elected to pursue; and actually lives by the standards she espouses.

Sarah forces Liberals to recognize that they live on the wrong side of the Looking Glass, which for them is worse than any 60's acid trip gone badly. That appears to be the most plausible explanation for the grotesquely irrational reaction to Sarah Palin by Liberals and Progressives.